Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless

metapod:

having friends that live in a different timezone was never a problem i expected to have

(via goodlifequote)

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Meee

1 note 1 year ago

fuckyeahlaughters:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via goodlifequote)

273,722 notes 1 year ago

totallyfubar:

childishsereno:

HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?

(Source: yorshs, via 007bondgirl)

648,706 notes 1 year ago

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

6 hours until eurovision

hide yo kids

hide yo wife

europe’s going to blow up

(Source: bookwormofcamelot, via tartademiel)

495 notes 1 year ago

When you’re talking to someone at 12am and you say “Tomorrow I’m going to…” and they say “Don’t you mean today?”

thomasuxx:

Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.

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(Source: ryryn, via obiwancomeblowme)

119,328 notes 1 year ago

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

(via 420feethigh)

562,326 notes 1 year ago

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

moffathavemercy:

raccoonmama:

deliciouskaek:

hohohomoarigato:

anywigwilldo:

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THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

i made it ‘til 30 before my eyes got tired

oh, this is fun! :D

Made it to 47 before my hands were too cold and I had to get ready to go anyway!

Saved for when I’m on the computer

(via austinszerba)

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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
497,567 notes 1 year ago

thefuuuucomics:

Meme/Funny/Fail pic #9

2,476 notes 1 year ago