6 hours until eurovision
hide yo kids
hide yo wife
europe’s going to blow up
(via paulspoodle)
When you’re talking to someone at 12am and you say “Tomorrow I’m going to…” and they say “Don’t you mean today?”
If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
(via 420feethigh)
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
i made it ‘til 30 before my eyes got tired
oh, this is fun! :D
Made it to 47 before my hands were too cold and I had to get ready to go anyway!
Saved for when I’m on the computer
(via tylershoechlinn)
operator:
911, please hold.
me:
stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer:
ok
When you need to use the bathroom and people are blocking your way
when I’m forced to participate in gym class
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possibly my favorite thing to hear from another room is *bang* “OW”
(Source: castiali, via presidentblaine)
